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rabblets:

Milk time. XP

Older kits are so ridiculous when they eat.

catsteaks:

continent-of-wild-endeavor:

catsteaks:

craigslisthorses:

Arealtouchofclass, 2008 N/H mare by KCS x TZ TOUCH OF JEWEL

Conformation Shot:

She is also being bred, And all comments on her photos were about how “gorgeous” she is with “perfect” conformation.

Submitted by: withabigblackhorseandacherrytree

oh wow, that american bully has perfect conform—oh wait

wait

thats a horse haha OOPS

This is photoshopped.  It has to be photoshopped.

bro, google American quarter horse association
they’re all gigantic assed monstrosities

I…It’s just…the head.  That is the head of a smaller horse.  How?

I have seem some things.  That was, I suppose, just hopeful conviction about the photo manipulation.  Man.  Beefy.

fuglydog:

continent-of-wild-endeavor:

palehorseblackdog:

maldragonheart:

showgirlglitz:

It seriously looks like they tried to take an Arabian/Akhal-Teke body and tacked on a bunch halter Quarter Horse muscle on it. 

I seriously don’t know whether to laugh or cry. How does this even happen?! I found this picture this morning and it’s been all I could think about all day. 

edit: here’s to all you fuckers that complain about horses being a little downhill. It can be worse. WAY worse. This horse is uphill and I wouldn’t pay a penny for it. 

I hope to the gods that thing is gelded.

What the actual fuck am I looking at?

Whaaat is happening here?!?

Get your palate cleanser here!

Thank you, fuglydog.  Ahh, functional animals.  I’ll admit even good Akhal-Tekes look strange to me, but look at the pretties: 

catsteaks:

craigslisthorses:

Arealtouchofclass, 2008 N/H mare by KCS x TZ TOUCH OF JEWEL

Conformation Shot:

She is also being bred, And all comments on her photos were about how “gorgeous” she is with “perfect” conformation.

Submitted by: withabigblackhorseandacherrytree

oh wow, that american bully has perfect conform—oh wait

wait

thats a horse haha OOPS

This is photoshopped.  It has to be photoshopped.

catsteaks:

apbt:

A good example of really bad conformation. 

fuglydog:

I ran into a pic of a working dachsund. A huge change from the show ones who have their belly almost on the ground, imo.

It is a huge difference, compared to the ideal promoted by highfalutin kennel clubs.

Many working Dachshunds are very long and low (and there is overlap…

Whoa, yeah.  ”A perfect example of form following function” my ass.  Here’s what the link shows as ideal: 

Top: legs that do things.

Bottoms: legs that don’t do anything.

fypastoraldogs:

elvisphoto02 by TX Powell on Flickr.

Yeah, it’s cute and all, and I want to cuddle it, but look - its eyes are already fucked up.  Aren’t they freaking you out?  They’re freaking me out a little.  And they’re only going to get worse with age and gravity.

palehorseblackdog:

maldragonheart:

showgirlglitz:

It seriously looks like they tried to take an Arabian/Akhal-Teke body and tacked on a bunch halter Quarter Horse muscle on it. 

I seriously don’t know whether to laugh or cry. How does this even happen?! I found this picture this morning and it’s been all I could think about all day. 

edit: here’s to all you fuckers that complain about horses being a little downhill. It can be worse. WAY worse. This horse is uphill and I wouldn’t pay a penny for it. 

I hope to the gods that thing is gelded.

What the actual fuck am I looking at?

Whaaat is happening here?!?

Aaand that is enough tree research for today.  If anyone can recommend a cold-hardy, spur-bearing pear tree to me, please send a message.  Similarly, if you’ve got an opinion between Balaton, Black Gold, and White Gold cherries (or other self-fertile cherries for eating right off the tree, toward the northern end of the range for sweets), I’d be much obliged.